Slam plonk the Flonk!

What was that funny game called we used to play at school where you'd kick a row of six furry, brown, Furby-like critters at an opponent? If you managed to boot all your 'Beloms' onto their side of the pitch so they were reluctantly in possession of all twelve simultaneously, you could then charge over into their territory and declare yourself victorious. I can't remember, nevermind. Anyway, it was much like Rainbow Arts' alternative sports computer game, Grand Monster Slam. Just like the playground version, we're pitted against an octopus, minotaur, duck, elf, troll and so on, and engage in intermittent bonus rounds to spice up the main event. During these, we must fend off downtrodden, indignant Beloms with a pugal stick, or launch them into the hungry mouths of podium-mounted 'Faultons'. What a bizarre coincidence!

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