Saturday, 20 September 2003

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The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind

Surely not? Find out for sure with Evil Lyrics. It's a tool of minuscule proportions which runs alongside Winamp, QCD Player, Windows Media Player 9, Foobar 2000 and Sonique. The idea is that as you play a music track, Evil Lyrics automatically downloads the lyrics of the song in plain text format so you can sing along or find out what your favourite band are babbling on about. Don't worry, the lyrics...

Tuesday, 9 September 2003

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Really alternative operating systems

Let's get the obvious out of the way from the outset - Microsoft is the absolute epitome of evil - they boil little children in hydrochloric acid, torture puppies and feed kittens to their blood sucking hell hounds. All are undeniable facts, but let's not dwell too deeply on Microsoft the company; what about their spawn-of-Satan operating system, Windows? In its defence, the latest version, Windows...

Sunday, 7 September 2003

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The end of the line for tiny fonts

Do you ever find yourself squinting at your monitor in a hopeless attempt to decipher the tiny fonts on a web page? No, I'm not going to suggest you start wearing glasses. Although that might not be such a bad idea, there is an easier way to make your screen text more legible. If you've got a scroll mouse and use Internet Explorer as your web browser, you can make the text on web pages grow or shrink...