Jumpers for goalposts

Reviews of Sensible Soccer's Cannon Fodder have never been so much fun! I analyse the life out of the masterpiece, spinning off into two separate articles. One covering the origins of the 'Boot Hill' graveyard scene, and another that dissects the overinflated controversy concerning a certain red flower used as a charity organisation emblem by the British Legion.

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The sea will grow larger with our fall

For reasons that now escape me, I explain and review the most popular and ubiquitous puzzle game of all time. One that certainly needs no introduction or explanation, Lemmings. Who knows, maybe some aliens who have been living under a distant rock in a galaxy far away will find it interesting.

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Jules Rimet blaspheming

Soccer Kid isn't the only platform game in which you play as a footballer, wielding the football as a weapon. It is, however, the best of the tiny species. Enter plot stage space; aliens have descended, attempting to steal the precious World Cup. In their vast incompetence, they crashed whilst fleeing, causing the trophy to smash into smithereens... or at least enough pieces to place in each foreign country we visit for us to track down. Recovering them entails collecting 11 Player Cards per segment, while we are further rewarded for executing fancy footwork ball tricks.

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