Friday, 6 November 2020
Sunday, 11 October 2020
Tuesday, 6 October 2020
I'm afraid of no toast
If you don't currently suffer from any irrational fears, you may well develop some new entirely logical ones after playing Tony Crowther's Phobia, a uniquely stylised, claustrophobic headmasher of a shmup that will pilfer your precious sleep and haunt your waking dreams. Psychotherapy not included!
Monday, 5 October 2020
Every Slimer has his day
Of course you've always wanted to be a vile, mucous-dribbling slug entrusted with rearing a brood of mini-mes. Crawl the walls, trap grubs in bubbles and feed them to your clan to keep them nourished, exuding a basking glow of green-blooded vitality. You win, you've got the job, congratulations. I've already switched your name to Steg the Slug and informed the social security office.
Friday, 4 September 2020
The demoscene; a forgotten art form?
Definition, origins, legacy. I apply the 101 treatment to the computational craft instigated by inspirational Commodore 64 adopters way back in the mists of time and primitive circuitry.
Sunday, 23 August 2020
Oceans apart
Living in Manchester I pass by the former headquarters of Ocean Software all the time. An unforgivable missed opportunity then not to drop into the Quaker friends' meeting house for an impromptu unguided tour and photo-snooping session.
Walking amongst the dead, risking life, limb and incarceration, I tread the illustrious path of the game-developing superstar-heroes who gifted us so many unforgettable 8 and 16-bit classic titles.
Thursday, 6 August 2020
And sometimes when we touch...
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Wednesday, 5 August 2020
Cowaplunger duds!
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Things Ain't Working Out Down At The Farm
Premisely-speaking you shouldn't struggle to keep up; playing as the eponymous lupine protagonist (or Maria, his hen girlfriend), the objective is to find a comfortable spot in the landscape to... er... be intimate. Apparently, the rest of the wildlife featured doesn't approve of our inter-species relationship, making them the designated 'enemies'.
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The cure for the summertime zoos
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Slam plonk the Flonk!
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Meet Wildcat's big brother
If you struggled to get airborne from the outset, good luck touching down again to refuel, replenish ammunition supplies and carry out repairs! You'll soon discover that fighter planes are far less efficient resting on the seabed 50ft below the surface.
This article is also available as a video presentation on YouTube.
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reTHINK Pink
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The Vampire Strikes Back
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Tuesday, 4 August 2020
Is cloning the future a pre-crime?
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The Unreviewables
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hulkhoganwearsyellownickers
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Xeroxmorphs in Dittoland - guilty feet have got no rhythm
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My samoflange is all out of whack
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Xeroxmorphs in Dittoland - Indiana Groans and the Dead Ephalump Pilgrimage
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